I am: a big dork, insecure, overdreamt and underslept, uncomfortably open with my insecurities, going to college, short-tempered, Alexis-Not-Alex
I am not: graceful, smooth, tall, blue-eyed, sleeping well, cold-hearted

I can: dance, act to a degree, bake a mean cake, whistle, make situations unnecessarily awkward, pop,lock and drop it, use power tools well
I cannot: snap with my left hand, kiss my elbow, tell a lie (wait, shit. That wasn't me), detach myself emotionally

I will: get into college , be somebody, learn to play guitar
I will not: change for you unless I need it, eat peas willingly, give up, give in, give out, wear orange and pink together without a considerable compensation

I like: reading, sun, actual conversations, popcorn, volcanoes, mythology, blue, sunday afternoons, thunder storms, the Llama, knowledge, the 20s, nerdy boys, warm towels
I dislike: pain, loneliness, dirty bathrooms, airports, mushrooms, hang nails

I want: everything you have to give, sleep, to be a rockstar, mah skills, you to want me
I don't want: your mother, to know if this is serious or if it is a just a phase.



Get to know me. You'll be (mostly) glad you did.

Microeconomics, Armed Robbery, Cattle Ranching, Archery, Dancing, Vegging Out, Over Analyzing, Writing The Great American Novel, Reading, Writing, 'Rithmetic, Coffee, Being A Goofy Loser, Pete Wentz's Wretched Empire, Not Starving On The Street, Water, La Musica, Science Theory (you think I'm kidding), Grammar, Hawt Boyz, Getting The Hell Out Of High School, Traveling, World Peace, Competitive Grass Watching, Chillin' On The Quad., Intersts Subject to change without Notice.

M.i.a., LCD Soundsystem, Arctic Monkeys, Panic! At the Disco, Architecture in Helsinki, The Go! Team, Flogging Molly, The Beatles, Ok Go, Death Cab For Cutie, Franz Ferdinand, Eve 6, Sid Luscious and The Pants, Tober, Bombadil, Fall Out Boy, Sufjan Stevens, Dispatch, The Killers, The White Stripes, Belle and Sebastian, Le Tigre, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Tegan and Sara, Something Corporate, Jack's Mannequin, John Mayer, Dashboard Confessional, Kings Of Leon, Be Your Own Pet, N*SYNC, Mirah, New Found Glory, Autopilot Off, Maroon 5, Queen, Journey, Regina Spektor, The Sounds, Gym Class Heroes, The Academy Is..., Paramore, October Fall, The Hush Sound, Earl Greyhound, The Subways, The Rx Bandits, Slightly Stoopid, Cloud Cult, 504 Plan, Snow Patrol, Gavin Mikhail, Elliott Smith, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Matt and Kim, The Feeling, The Format, Motion City Soundtrack, Boys Like Girls, Midtown, The Weakerthans, Wale, The Replacements, Beirut, The Smiths, The Lucksmiths, Sherwood, Plain White T's, All Time Low, Kent, The National, The Cab, Cobra Starship, Kenna, Joshua Radin, Stephan Sondhiem, Joy Divison, Jump, Little Children, The Smiths, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, KRS-One

Rocky Horror Picture Show, anything by Monty Python, The Harry Potter Movies, 10 things I hate about you, Thank You For Smoking, Pirates of the Caribbean, Yellow Submarine, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Ocean's 11, Pan's Labyrinth

VH1, I love the 70s, I love the 80s, I love the 90s, Yo Momma, VH1 Top 20 Countdown, The Daily Show, Scrubs, Colbert Report, The Office, Eureka, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Food Network, Ace of Cakes

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family In Courdory And Denim, Secret of Platform 13, Harry Potter and The Prisoner Of Azkaban, The Gift, The Sandman, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Cider House Rules, Mountains Beyond Mountains, Ishmael, Shogun, Abarat. Teacher Man